Paul and Ringo

Or as close as we could possibly get to one. According to several “professional” sources (as if I’m not fucking professional), Paul McCartney will be working with Ringo Starr on his new album, entitled Y Not. Well, Ringo, I can think of one good reason; you’re not a very good songwriter. I’m a huge Beatles fan, but as Starr will tell you himself, he didn’t have much to do with the Beatles’ success. If his tragedy of a record Liverpool 8 is any indication of how this new record will sound, I, for one, am not going to waste time getting my panties wet over this pseudo Beatles reunion.

Plus, from what I’ve read, the duet they’re doing together is just going to be some really lame call-and-response thing. If I wanted that, I’d listen to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” It’s getting close to Christmas, after all.