This fall, the Glamour Kills Tour will feature All Time Low, We The Kings, Hey Monday, and The Friday Night Boys. I can safely say that this is one of the worst tour lineups I have ever seen. For all the fuss the scene makes over crunkcore bands, I find it ironic that the same kids who bash 3OH!3 for being “fake” will probably give money to this tour. Doesn’t anyone see it? These bands all sound exactly alike. At least 3OH!3, Millionaires, and BrokenCYDE each have a unique brand of terrible music. I, for the life of me, can not tell the difference between these four bands (except for the fact that Hey Monday has a female singer, in which case, I can not tell the difference between them, Paramore, and Flyleaf).

Also, Glamour Kills clothing is fucking trash. If you happen to enjoy shitty clothes and cliche pop-punk “bands”, the preliminary dates can be seen below:

10/15 Hartford, CT @ Webster
10/16 Providence, RI @ Lupo’s
10/18 Washington DC @ 9:30 Club
10/19 Norfolk, VA @ Norfolk
10/21 Charlotte, NC @ Fillmore
10/22 Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues
10/24 Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
10/25 Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
10/26 St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Landing
10/28 Houston, TX @ House of Blues
10/29 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
10/30 Austin, TX @ La Zona Rosa
10/31 Dallas, TX @ Nokia Theater
11/1 New Orleans, LA @ Voodoo Festival
11/4 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto
11/5 Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee
12/3 Boston, MA @ House of Blues