I’m Watching All Time Low On Conan Right Now Thursday, Aug 13 2009 

I’ve only been watching for about 45 seconds so far but I’m already as bored as I can be. Hell, even the guys in the band look like they’re bored. Why does anyone pay money to see this band live? They have the stange presence of an adolescent tree frog with a busted leg. Somewhere between awkward headbanging and shotty musicianship, someone in All Time Low should realize that this band simply doesn’t deserve the recognition they have.


The Glamour Kills Tour Lineup Announced Monday, Jul 27 2009 

This fall, the Glamour Kills Tour will feature All Time Low, We The Kings, Hey Monday, and The Friday Night Boys. I can safely say that this is one of the worst tour lineups I have ever seen. For all the fuss the scene makes over crunkcore bands, I find it ironic that the same kids who bash 3OH!3 for being “fake” will probably give money to this tour. Doesn’t anyone see it? These bands all sound exactly alike. At least 3OH!3, Millionaires, and BrokenCYDE each have a unique brand of terrible music. I, for the life of me, can not tell the difference between these four bands (except for the fact that Hey Monday has a female singer, in which case, I can not tell the difference between them, Paramore, and Flyleaf).

Also, Glamour Kills clothing is fucking trash. If you happen to enjoy shitty clothes and cliche pop-punk “bands”, the preliminary dates can be seen below:

10/15 Hartford, CT @ Webster
10/16 Providence, RI @ Lupo’s
10/18 Washington DC @ 9:30 Club
10/19 Norfolk, VA @ Norfolk
10/21 Charlotte, NC @ Fillmore
10/22 Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues
10/24 Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
10/25 Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
10/26 St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Landing
10/28 Houston, TX @ House of Blues
10/29 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
10/30 Austin, TX @ La Zona Rosa
10/31 Dallas, TX @ Nokia Theater
11/1 New Orleans, LA @ Voodoo Festival
11/4 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto
11/5 Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee
12/3 Boston, MA @ House of Blues

All Time Low Sales Wednesday, Jul 15 2009 

The new All Time Low album, Nothing Personal, sold close to 70,000 copies in its debut week. In a related story, the Matches broke up about a week ago. Let me run that by you again:

All Time Low thrives in a scene where The Matches can no longer exist. Bullshit.