You might as well call this the “Even Too Shitty For The Glamour Kills Tour” tour. It will be co-headlined by Mayday Parade and The Academy Is… with Set Your Goals, the Secret Handshake, and You Me At Six providing support. I don’t even know how much tickets to this tour will cost but I can already tell you it’s too expensive. If you’re thinking about going to this tour, I suggest you invest your money in a more financially intelligent way, like starting a money lending service for drug addicts. I guarantee, the resulting raping of your wallet will be nothing compared to the raping your ears will get if you attend this tour. Where has real music gone? If you’re some kind of idiot, click here to see when this abomination is coming to a town near you!

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